Bird.flipping.crap!
So disgusting lah wei! Somemore it was like RIGHT next to my car door. I had to be careful not to wipe my jacket with the birdshit while entering my car.
And it ain't no ordinary nice and round splat kinda bird shit somemore...
WAHLIAU I think this bird never shit for dunno how many days then suddenly ber-diarrhoea on my car. Damn gross can die man!
LOOK AT MY POOR CAR! (sorry lighting kinda bright so can't see the contrast of the shit and the red of my car but you get the picture) Ew it's like a waterfall of bird cirit birit crap man. And I haven't cleaned it off coz I was too disgusted...How to clean anyways?? Ew I ain't gonna use my car sponge to clean the shit off..damn gross..after next time I wash my car with the car sponge then I spread all the remnants of the birdshit all over my car oni. Any ideas? Maybe I should use a leaf and scrape it off wth.
Anyway, on a totally different note, I was bloghopping around then suddenly I found this website of this product called Nuvafemme. I think I found it off a blog from a girl called Cheesie. Anyway she was advertising for it lah then I went to check out the website and this is some info I got from it :
"Nuvafemme is suitable for ladies over 15 years old, who wants:
1) Beautiful radiant looking skin
2) Relieve from Pre-Menstrual Tension (PMS) - Period pain
3) Control acne
3) Stronger denser bones
4) Firmer larger breast
5) Relieve of hot flushes or any other hormone related problems.
Nuvafemme is this tablet thing to supposedly help the affects of PMS lah..AND NOT ONLY THAT! Can give you bigger boobs as well along the way. Wahliau is this for real wan ah I wonder?
"Nuvafemme is not a drug. It is extracted from Non-GMO Organic soy beans and utilizes the ‘Double Standardization’ Technology to ensure consistency and efficacy of the product."
BABI! If I knew soy beans can give me bigger boobs I would have drink soya bean milk everyday! and eat tau fu fah! and put more soya sauce in my food! and even eat the beans itself wth!
Stupid lah no wonder I'm so flat coz from young die die oso I won't drink soya bean milk coz I found it so gross. And still do actually. LAWL.
Ok so that's the only highlight I found about that product loh. But if you suffer from bad period pains and your period last for a very long period *wth* and you get acne and stuff then this product actually sounds pretty good just coz it's all natural ingredients not like other hormone pills.
WTH I SOUND LIKE I ADVERTISING FOR THE COMPANY ONLY. I'm so easily sold to what people advertise on their websites lawl. Dunno why I always believe what they say but all the testimonials sound so convincing leh! And somemore the product can be found in pretty much all the pharmacies in Malaysia so should be reliable wan right? Aiya so useless don't have in NZ oso dunno why I still talking about it. So tak aci lah! Everything oso don't have here.
Ok I think I talk enough crap for the day already. hehe byebye.
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